Welcome to the British Invasion Group! As you may have noticed the Stonewall community has one major flaw, an absolute astronomical fault. We all know it to be true; there just aren’t enough British people. This group is to bring us all together and unite us under our flag against the repression and restrictions placed on us by the rest of our multi-cultural community. We can no longer be the few among many, this is our time to rise up and mount a serious attack on the community roster numbers. To the British about to join and who have already joined: I thank you for joining the ranks. With your help we can move forward, we can use your skills and talents to best promote the British way of thinking. Together we can force the other cultures to do things our way, celebrate our holidays and, yes I will say it, use our time zone and date format! (Why would anyone put the month before the day? I know right!). To the rest of you unfortunate enough not to be British: I’m sorry lady luck has not blessed you with “Britishness” and from the bottom of my heart know that I hold no hard feelings for the good times you have enjoyed thus far. You may be looking at the Roster list and thinking “Oh there are no match for our numbers” but know this; we are coming like a particle shower than never ends! Soon your eyes will no longer see a multi-cultural roster list and will instead see a list of the best and brightest of British society with a few multi-cultural slaves. Oops did I just say that? I obviously meant "special friends". You have only one choice; Declare your love and loyalty to the British and hope you can become one of our “special friends”. Thanks for reading, Group Creator, Halish Medi Note: This group is a recreation of another all British group which has “magically” vanished from the Stonewall Network. We suspect it was sabotaged but that won’t stop us for long! Another Note: This is written as a joke and should not be taken as a serious threat ... honest! Read Less