Super expen$ive motorized computer tower

In my never-ending quest to buy a new computer, I came across a $3,500 computer case. That's right... no motherboard, no RAM, no video card... JUST the case. A case with LASERS and motorized transformation!! Anybody else want this beauty? Running out to buy my lottery ticket right now!

Oh my, that made my naughty bits tingle :O

That's pretty neat, but I never got into the Transformers. :P

Personally, I want a Fourth Doctor K-9 PC case.

Just....why...