“I know you must have a million questions right now but, quite frankly, I don’t care. What I do care about are those weapons that you’re all carrying. Each of you is to put your phasers in the good doctor’s office.”
The officers were all looking at the screen in disbelief. Oren-De, however, remained calm. “And if we refuse?”
Maggie smiled. “I flood Sickbay with anesthezine gas. And while it be a lot of fun watching you all drop like flies, I have more important things to do right now.”
Oren-De looked at his staff and nodded. Each of them walked over to Redwing’s office and placed their weapons inside. When the last had been deposited, a force field shimmered into place, sealing them off.
“Thank you so much for your cooperation. We’ll be with you shortly so please, sit tight and enjoy the ride. Bye!”
The other Maggie on the screen gave Oren-De and his officers a sarcastic smile and a mocking wave before she disappeared. One by one, they turned from the screen to look at their Maggie, who was still staring dumbfounded at where her doppelganger had appeared.
“I don’t suppose you have a twin sister we should know about...?” asked Red.
“No, not that I’m aware of,” Maggie responded, still too much in shock to register that had been Red’s attempt at humor.
Oren-De, who had gone back to work on his console, raised an eyebrow at a result on the screen. “Apparently Ms. Matoya is not the only person with a duplicate aboard. The ship’s records show that I was relieved of command twenty-five minutes ago by Commander Sadda and Dr. Redwing, as I am apparently medically unfit for duty.”
War and Red looked at each other in shock, then at Oren-De.
“That requires both of us to give authorization codes by voice,” thought Red aloud. “So there are at least three duplicates of us on board...”
“... or one person who can assume at least three of our identities,” finished War. “But who or what would be capable of that? I suppose the Undine coul--”
“Unfortunately, we don’t have time to debate this,” interjected Oren-De. “We are quickly running out of time to stop this ship. Mr. Shrel, I trust that our... other Maggie... has locked Sickbay’s doors?”
Shrel, who was already at Sickbay’s only exit, nodded as he entered a command into the doorside panel. “Yes, Captain. Probably as soon as the ship alerted her to our beam-in.”
“Then we need another way out. Dr. Redwing, this is your Sickbay. Any ideas of how to escape?”
Red looked around until his eyes landed on one of the walls opposite the doors. “Well, there is a Jeffries tube access panel over there. We should be able to get out that way.”
“Captain, it’s likely that guards are on their way to prevent us from doing exactly that. If we’re gone when they arrive, they will use the ship’s sensors to find and stop us,” said Shrel.
Red snapped his fingers. “Actually, I have an idea for that. While we may be locked out of the bridge’s controls, they likely haven’t locked us out of Sickbay’s,” he said as he walked over to a computer console. He entered a few commands and grinned as the Emergency Medical Hologram suddenly appeared next to him.
“Please state the nature of the medical emergency,” requested the hologram, who currently took the form of a blond-haired human woman.
“How does that help us?” asked Will. “If we’re all gone and she’s here, they’ll know we escaped.
Maggie smiled as she caught on to Red’s plan. “... we won’t all escape. Only one of us will go, and we’ll use the hologram as a stand-in. “
Oren-De nodded. “Excellent idea. Volunteers?”
“I’ll go,” spoke up War. “I’ve been through the Jeffries tubes more times than I care to admit. I can move the fastest through the ship and have the best chance of sabotaging her effectively.”
“Agreed. I leave the best course of action up to you, then. Speed is your top priority.”
War gave an affirmative and quickly moved toward the Jeffries tubes. Red, glancing anxiously at War, typed a few new commands into his console. The EMH disappeared for a brief moment, reappearing looking exactly like War’en.
“Be careful, War,” Red said as War knelt down and removed the panel in front of the tube’s entrance..
War looked up at Red. He quickly stood back up and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. “You too. I’ll be as fast as I can.”
With that, War knelt back down and crawled into the Jeffries tube. Red wasted no time in replacing the panel cover. He stood back up and looked at the EMH.
“You’re covering for Commander Sadda. Act like him, but don’t speak unless you’re spoken to. Just... keep a low profile.”
The EMH gave Red a baffled look. “Act? That isn’t in my protocols. I’m programmed to be a doctor, not a thespian.”
“I don’t care. Mess this up and I’ll have your digital guts for garters,” growled Red. “Unless, of course, you like being stolen.”
“Stolen? Who is steal--”
The doors to Sickbay suddenly opened. Red and Shrel, much to their surprise, were now looking at themselves carrying phaser rifles. The two stepped through the doors, which shut behind them. The two Shrels looked at each other with mutual distrust. The other Red, however, looked at his counterpart and grinned.
“Oh, now this is freaky! Just when you think you’ve seen it all. Alright, all of you, get together over there. Now.”
The officers looked to Oren-De, who simply nodded and moved to where the other Red had ordered. As his officers joined him, the other Shrel kept his weapon pointed at them. However, the holographic War’en and Red were intercepted by Red’s counterpart, who looked at them with an amused grin. As the other Red eyed the two of them, Red did his best to suppress the urge to glance at the hologram. Finally, the other Red smirked and raised a suggestive eyebrow.
“You know... you don’t get an opportunity like this every day. When we get where we’re going, I’ll make a note to have some fun with you two.”
Red looked at his double with disgust. The holographic War’en merely reacted with some confusion, but did as he was told and kept his mouth shut. The other Red grinned in amusement at their reactions.
“Wow, they weren’t kidding. You people really are wound tight on this side. Well, your loss.”
The other Red gave his counterpart a light double-tap on the cheek with his hand before moving over to a nearby console. After placing a padd on the console’s surface, he began entering commands, but had positioned himself so as to block the others from seeing what exactly he was doing. Oren-De eyed the duplicate of his ship’s doctor for a moment, then broke the silence.
“You said, ‘this side’. This side of what?”
The other Shrel pointed his rifle at Oren-De. “Quiet. You will only speak when we ask you a question.”
Oren-De looked at the other Shrel. “You’re a perfect duplicate of Mr. Shrel. The same goes for your Dr. Redwing.”
At this, the other Redwing let out a loud laugh and looked over his shoulder at Oren-De. “Doctor Redwing. That sounds so bizarre. Still...” and at this he looked over at Red, “I bet our grandmother would have liked the sound of it.”
Red raised an eyebrow. “Would have?”
The other Red raised an eyebrow in turn, his cocky demeanor vaporized. “Huh. Mags was right. This place is like a funhouse mirror.”
The console the other Red was working on suddenly beeped. His smirk returned, the other Red picked up his padd and quickly made for the exit to Sickbay. He only stopped next to the other Shrel to issue a curt command.
“Keep them out of trouble. It should be any moment now.”
With that, the other Red left Sickbay, leaving the Pandora’s crew under the gun of Shrel’s doppelganger. Maggie, who was standing with Oren-De at the front of the group, whispered to him.
“Captain... I think I know where they’re from.”
Oren-De nodded. “As do I. However, for now, keep an eye out for an opening. If what their Dr. Redwing said is true, we are running out of t--.”
“Hey!” the other Shrel interrupted. “Keep quiet. This is set to kill. Next person to talk... gets vapori--”
Suddenly, the Pandora bucked wildly. Everyone in Sickbay was thrown to the ground and into walls and beds as the inertial dampeners failed to compensate for the ship’s violent motions. The other Shrel was lifted off his feet and slammed into the doors of Sickbay.
When it finally stopped, Shrel and Oren-De were the first back to their feet. Seeing where their guard had landed, the two rushed him. However, the other Shrel caught their movement and quickly jumped back to his feet. He angrily pointed the gun toward Oren-De and walked toward him.
“Dumb move. Time to pay.”
The other Shrel’s finger began to squeeze the trigger when he suddenly jerked. His eyes rolled up toward the back of his head and his hands went limp. He and the phaser rifle fell to the ground in a heap, leaving the holographic War’en behind him, his right hand still next to where the other Shrel’s neck had been. Holo War lowered his hand and looked at the crew with an air of nonchalance.
“I’m programmed with the entirety of the Starfleet Medical database, which includes Vulcan techniques for the pacification of hostile patients as well as the details of Bajoran physiology. And Mr. Shrel here was proving to be most hostile.”